Nearly mowed down by an ah beng

being a closet beng cow myself … i do understand the need to be seen driving around in a red colour 2 door civic (COE type) and forgetting that there are others on the road … however being a closet ah beng … i do not let my inner beng (as my friends called it) .. hinder with my ability to function as normal member of the society…

it is therefore somewhat sad that i was nearly mowed down by an ah beng who is clearly road challenged (ie. the inability to look left and right while negotiating a right turn while in the presence of an ah lian in his car) … as the cow (me) is minding his own beeswax and doing my morning cycling training along ECP service road…

This genius of a young ah beng … was nudging his red two door honda COE civic into the path of the main service road while trying to negotiate a right turn … without realising yours truely (a truely huge cow on a red bike mind you) is approaching at a relatively normal road bike speed… i am thinking that there is no need to stop as i am in the main road while this guy will surely see me as i am in the right of way… but NOOOOOO …. he had to nudge his damn red “spot” car onto my path and nearly causing me to do an E-brake on my road bike …. a near miss i might add …. i did what a normal cow would have done …. which is to made my point clear to that beng kia (little beng in hokkien) what i felt about his driving skill … in my very own shakespearian hokkien phrase book way … i bet he can’t hear me through his VegaBoys or the Best of Hokkien pop hits over his radio set … or maybe blood has ceased to flow to his real head and is pooling at his “little ah beng” while the ah lian is sitting next to him…. but hey .. its the morning damn it .. . i am sure your hide the small joystick game can wait till sunset my friend …

so if anyone out there care to listen …

if you know you are driving into an area where people are clearly training to embetter themselves in some small or big way… try not to kill cows or human beings … even thought your loins are clearly thinking instead of your brain …

we cows clearly have better things to do than to plan to haunt you in our after life after you splatter us all over the road in your haste to get some ah lian action (or at least thats what you hope) ….

so please .. think with your head (that one on top of your head) when you drive …
you have a car … so does alot of other people … so dun think you are a special breed …
and wake up your frigging idea man ….

peace … (okie maybe not to you .. you red civic driving little twat)
oh yeah .. and the picture is what i think about you … if you don’t understand it … go ask someone who can put two visuals together …

i am not only doing it for the good of cows .. but for everyone who is training so hard for Osim Triathlon and other sports… the world is a better place w/o drivers like you man …