I will strip for ….

Hi Folks …

been a while … nothing jolts my writing ‘juices’ more than a local celebrity saying the most inappropriate things…
maybe now that i am older and somewhat wiser (i like to think that i am okie … ) … i would dwell more deeply into people’s words…
for example when a ‘international celebrity’ who just did a few b grade movies says that she would strip if the script was good and if so and so director is involved … alarm bells seem to ring in my head….

haven’t i heard that so many times before? (its an age thing) …

some how i came to the following conclusion:

‘i am willing to strip’
Decoded: My career is going no where, wonder if people will pay to see my privates

‘only for a good script’
Decoded: My plastic surgeon says his best work is behind him and he can’t do no more

‘if so and so director is doing it’
Decoded: Director means there is a chance i’ll get paid

Reflecting on the age thing … looking younger with lots of ‘work’ somehow kill brain cells i think
that makes me pretty glad i look older than my age….

at least dun have to go all ‘brookback mountain’ to be famous …

woo hoo

if anyone is interested …
i am willing to strip for:
- a new triathlon bike (cervelo P3C, Orbea Ordu, Specialized Transition … anyone will do)
- nasi lemak from changi village (lifetime supply)
- a slot in Ironman Kona
- a body and endurance to finish Ironman Kona

so there there …